看到XDJM一片片的水果，今天踏上签证之路时我的心情还是比较OK的，当然我走出梅龙镇广场的时候，就不是那么OK了。

预约时间是下午1点，我大概是10点40到了，看了看地形，然后去地下一层的大食代晃了晃——这里罗嗦一句，切勿去买那鲜榨果汁，太幻灭了。。

吃完饭大概11点1刻，这时候队伍已经初步成型了，不过大概也就50个人左右。和一个读PHD的猛男（长得巨像姚明。。。没好意思说）聊了会，结果在接近12点的时候发现队伍壮大到了200人+。。。

12点一刻开始放人，上去安检，交材料，验指纹。。一切顺利。。期间听着美国大叔的“左手右手大拇指”乐不可支。。

完了后排队等着面谈，我前面是个去读本科的哥们，结果因为听力的关系一路磕磕绊绊的，我看那白胖姐VO的面色不善，心里咯噔一下。。

终于那哥们过了，我满脸堆笑递上材料，开始了狗血得面谈：

ME: good afternoon, madam
VO: good afternoon, how r u?
ME: good, and you?

VO: Im good.so are you going to america to study?
ME: yeah.

VO: which major
ME: accounting, i am pursuing my master degree of accounting

VO: So...why do you want to be an accountant?
ME: because my udergraduate major is accounting, so..

VO: OK, do you want to get CPA in america?(VO这问题太猛了。。。)
ME: No, i will get CPA in China

VO: then why do you want to get a master of accounting in america?(我靠。。。)
ME: because i am intersted in the convergence of chinese accounting standard and american accounting standard, so i believe study in US would help more
VO: ....

VO: do you have any bank statements?
ME: yeah, i will provide you ...

VO: so who sponse your study?
ME: my mother

VO: what job do your parents do?
ME: BLABLABLA..

VO: why do you choose ASU
ME: BLABLABLA

VO: ok, so how long is your program?
ME: 9months, no longer than 1yr

VO: WHAT? YOU I20 shows your program will take 36 months!!!!(我艹。。。什么世道啊。。)
ME: *&&*%^%^$^$*(&()(...
VO: *&(*^%&$$#^%$
ME: in fact this is a 9 months' program, but the school offers me 36months...i really dont know why

随后我们四目相对无言1分钟

VO: may i see your ad letter plz?
ME: sure...

随后胖姐端详AD letter1分钟

然后极快语速: OK your visa has been passed, have a nice day! 下一位！！！（实在太快了。。以至于我都没整明白到底过了没，最后发现护照没丢还给我才反应过来。。。）

会计的同学可以好好想想红字问题，貌似之前签经都没遇到，应该是新坑。