book at 10:00am, arrive at 9:00am
queue up~~~~~~checkin~~~~~~
lift floor 4~~~~~~checkin~~~~~~
(u'd better wear a trousers without strap)
go in turn left and deliver ur stuff at window 01<passport, DS>then wait..
call ur name, go 2 window 03 press ur fingerprint, first finger, both hands
window 06<ma lucky window 六顺, window05: blond gal "killer" window06: glass BOY window07: glass gal window08: who the hell cares?>
queue up... (killer: 根据美国的法律，我无法给你签证，很抱歉...blond gal内边几乎全军覆没乐，俩商务团被拒，其中厦航一商务团12人被拒，只能怪他们delegater口语垃圾。glass BOY&GAL拒了几个忘了，一共6个还是7个？不过killer忒恐怖了，这句"根据美国的法律，我无法给你签证，很抱歉"念了n遍，你大爷，本来不紧张的，搞得蝴蝶在我胃里飞，我前面内教授很自信，哥伦比亚的，签了好几次了，没啥问题，侃了一下，大体也就俩字：牛屄！他先上去了，等下是我，心灵默念：c'mon..c'mon..c'mon, u deserve this,fingers cross 4 myself ........... 果然很快，叫我了，微笑，SHOWTIME!)
Me: morning sir, how r u doing?
VO: whoa, u can speak english (估计前面B1J1的飙国语给他飙晕了) fine, and u?
Me: good!
VO: what r u goin 2 do in USA?
Me: I want to study for my master degree of business administration at the University of XXX, and this further edu will cost me totally 2 yrs, here is ma ad letter attached offer letter<VO很仔细的看信，没想到我还有钱拿，不怕，有啥疑问你就问吧你>
VO: okay, where did u graduate?
Me: i graduated from xiamen uni july this yr, here is ma certificate of graduation&bachelor degree
(whispers behind me: 啧啧啧..厦大的，谁？内男孩，喔..不错吖；i gain a lotta confidence from this, 开始调pace, show一下语速乐)
VO: what is ur study plan?
Me: well, there r many orientations 4 MBA courses at the University of XXX (send VO piece of paper about my plan), such as A/B/C and I would like choose A as my concentration. Once I get this degree I go back China 2 apply a good post at xxx Co. I've ever thought about.
VO: hv u taken TOEFL exam?
Me: of course, here is ma T score 633 and ma GMAT score 7*0
VO: why u wanna change ur major?
Me: as you know, my major was Oceanography of Science, when I was studying at Xiamen University I perceived tremendously potential resources waiting there for us to exploit what will bring us a bright future. However, these resources need to be exploited under series of management skills rationally. In addition, the job I will apply when I come back China need a MBA degree background
VO: why not continue ur job? (氧化钙，现在还翻我DS，我知道158内张的添满乐后面，不怕！)
Me: look, (这样的词儿我都飙出来乐，ft) I had good internships at amway&dell China, and workin-experience at COSCO&CMA as sales assistant, whereas, I do not just wanna be an employee forever! I wanna be a leader at a famous company, moreover an MBA degree in USA will make me more competitive when I come back China and its part of plan 4 ma career path.
VO: how about ur parents?
Me: my dad is a manager of XXX Co.(send VO his certificate of income attached his business card) which is blahblahblah, Here is the brochure of this company, see, this is him, i am so proud of him and wanna be him and surpass him.(push ma speakin-tongue lika' punchin'BOX, ma mom is a sector member(send VO the certificate of deposits, then show him the pics of my family and say), I love them so much!
(等一会儿...撕蓝条...OH YE！)
VO: Congratulation, welcome 2 america!
Me: thank you, happy turkey day, sir!
VO: hah, u know that? thank you
Me: sure, appreciate ur time, bye~
PS: 能记起来的就这么多，感觉吃面过程很快，除了GT其它证没啥用，像BEC/CET4/6计算机证啥的都不会看的；觉得写得没说得好，将就看好乐，以前没留下啥，太忙乐，对不住大伙er``吃面时要自信微笑，感觉最重要的就是自己口语要好，啥都没有但口语要好，我前面有个女生，也MBA，英语很好的，穿G2000满正式的，但中国音浓，被拒乐，因为我实在找不到VO拒她的其它原因
i knew goabroad—specially 2 USA—is a tough route, however, once u ride on u just cant stop, wish u guys 1000 pass...2000 pass...........N000 pass!
DONt make any cheat on ur stuff, it is a very serious action! VO's assistant will call the Tel No. u show on the paper, u wont be allowed 2 go 2 US 4ever if u did any fake information about urself
注意：材料上填写的必须是真实的，而且签证当天最好让那些证明人在职，签证官会让助理打电话查询你的资料是否属实，如果你做假将永久性被挡在美国之外乐，其实这也是咱中国人自己惹的货，谁让我们自己造假的那么多，所以如实填写你的一切资料和证明，不然后果会很惨！
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