2016年6月24日，北京，安家楼。

这个签证果然和想象中一样艰难。看着别的F1顺顺当当地水果，我也只有羡慕一番，然后低下头想我要说的一切答案。那么多的问题，都要有一个答案。那么多的答案，只为了一个结果。

后来听说，今天下午安家楼签证的一共3000人。

被分配到了因为人多所以在录指纹的窗口旁边加开了的五个窗口的其中之一，对，就是在乱哄哄的大厅里。担心听力被干扰的我本想借着去restroom的机会去里面签，同行的在门外偶遇的想要签全英文而不果的美女同学说，算了，相信命运的安排吧。于是我横下心来，乖乖地站在了被分配到的窗口前。于是，羡慕地看着旁边的窗口一个个都拿着蓝条开心离去，看着同学以熟练的英语不到一分钟就水果，而我面前的窗口自我站在那儿之后就没有动过，窗子里面的年轻VO对面前这签B2的三口之家一个一个人轮流盘问，敲电脑，盘问，敲电脑，站在外面一点的爸爸都有点不耐烦了，而站在后面的我，更是心底开始无措。
幸运的是，三口之家领着蓝色条子，如释重负地离开了。我走上前去。

VO在惯性地讲中文，而我说Hi, good afternoon.

之后一律英文对话。

所幸此时的我的听力已经大大好过考托时候，一句不落地听懂，没有用到sorry或是pardon.

Me: I'm here applying for student visa. (giving him my passport and I-20)

VO: OK. So you go to~~~? Great.

Me: Yeah, I'm going to pursue my Master Degree there.

VO: So your major is, organizational leadership?

Me: Yeah, leadership.

VO: How long is your program?

Me: 19 months.

VO: OK... tell me something about your program.

Me: (being afraid of being asked a big question like that, and being a little nervous), saying something like "and I want to be a principal now", and "proffesional knowlege combining my working experience will make me the most competitive one in my area" >>>>

VO: OK... (checking my passport carefully) Have you ever been abroad?

Me: Yeah, I went to America last summer, traveling several places like New York, Boston, Washington DC, and Orlando, I love Universal Studio.(try to smile and infect him and fail)

VO: OK...do you remember how long you stay there?

Me: less than one month, I think, maybe 26 days.

VO: (still checking the stamps) About a month, yeah?

Me: You can say that, it was July.

VO: You went to Canada too?

Me: No, I 转机 in Canada.

VO: OK...（此时他开启了敲键盘模式）any relatives in U.S.?

Me: Yeah, my sister ~~. She is working in SF. Would you like to see her(forgetting the word 驾驶证)， something about her？

VO: Yes，please.

Me: (give him her license) I also have her, (forget again) tax?(show him on the window)

VO: No, this is enough. (tapping his keyboard, tapping and tapping)

Me: (此时我开启了没话找话说的模式)She has been there for sixteen years.

VO: She is a citizen, yeah?

Me: Yeah

VO: Do you know when she became a citizen?

Me: No, I don't know(really not. better not.) 

VO: (after the longest break) Did you married?

Me: Yeah

VO: What do your husband do?

Me: >>> , and this is my family(show him our pictures on the window).

VO: He remains in home?

Me: Yeah, he won't go with me, and 19 months is not a long seperation, you know, he is a teacher