[原创]上海MBA20分钟力战杀手 [2004-7-9]
2005/1/30 9:08:00
25日,天漏,宜正事
与亚裔妹妹还是让我叫亚裔恐龙,因为比起其它几个女签证管,红发,金发,最难堪。 激战20分钟,将其拿下.哎, 签一次证,才知道作为中国人多累,去美国多不容易。
我8点到梅隆镇, 排队;到9点才进入签证处大门口。又在门外等了一个小时,同时面对保安的傲慢。10点进去,继续排队11点交预审材料,拿号继续等候。11点半被通知按指纹, 12点面试,被yymm蹂躏了20 分钟,终于拿到签证。
亚裔妹妹之疯狂, 偶早有耳闻,今天拿到号后就坐在她的窗口面前等候,亚洲妹妹的变态更让我瞠目结舌。怀疑她是台湾或者日本后裔?
嗓门最大,恨不得让所有签证的人都知道她20几岁,更年期就提前到达。
偶举一例:一柔弱女子(girl)站起窗口。
V you will go to *** university, that’s a great school.
Girl: yes
V YOU SHOULD SAY TNANK YOU!!!!
座在正对着她窗口的十余人面面相觑,简直是匪夷所思。面试还帮助人纠正语法?而且人家语法也没有大问题。我坐在那里听到她的盘问别人,越听越紧张,祈祷千万别碰上她;最后竟然麻木,横下一条心,老子今天就是要会会你,老子征服美女都不少,还怕你一个恐龙!
V: How are you ?
M: Fine, thank you.
V: why do you want to study in America?
M: Because I find that the MBA program in *** university is one of the few programs suitable for me.(interrupted)
V: Really? How many schools have you applied?
M: just 3. a…, b….., c…. All of them are strong in …..( just like MBA interview). ***University is strong in ………. And I once worked a lot in this field and I will continue to work on it.
V: is there any similar program in china or other countires?
M: yes(interrupted)
V: why not choose them.
M: because I want to learn American culture, American business and American people. My clients are mainly deal with American investors
V: how long have you worked in your current company?
M: I start up it with 2 friends last year, just 1 and half years. It mainly(interrupted)
V: How much of your salary? How long have you totally worked?
M: it is $$$$, ( this is my weak point, without certificate and the annual income is not high in this company too). It is not high, but my savings is mainly from my former employers, I have worked for 8 years. I earn heavy bonus after each project, for example, I earn 50,000 in ***IPO…..
V: give me your saving certificate?
M: here it is my certificate of deposit, and also my offer letter from school, which give me$$$$
V: tell my why you will return china after graduation?
M: Definitely, I will return my own company. My company is waiting for me. My mba study is a 3 year plan of my company, and I will ………..
V: What if you find a job in America? ( this is a tricky question)
M:I will not look for a job in America, I will return china immediately. And during internship, I will return my own company too…………..
V: you can first work several years in America to accumulate your working experience, and then return your company, it is more valuable to you and your company?
M: I don't think so. In my field, China is face a transition period during this 5 years. I show her some data, I can not miss the opportunists in
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